World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) owner Vincent Kennedy McMahon, aka Vinnie Mac/VKM/Mr. McMahon, is a millionaire. He could buy and sell most of us for a tenth of the cost and still make out with a profit. He has been an international marketing juggernaut for the last 30 years. He has balls the size of grapefruits. We can all agree on those comments, but we can also agree that some of his innovations have also been financial flops, such as the XFL (which I personally enjoyed) and the WBF. No matter how many financial gains he receives from his extended business units, such as movies WWE Films and WWE Games, McMahon’s bread and butter will always be his wrestling empire.
On July 17th, McMahon let CM Punk walk out of the Money in the Bank PPV in Chicago with the WWE World Title, thus doing something he has not done in about 6 years. He gave the hardcore fans exactly what they wanted and appeared to be seamlessly shifting the company’s focus from the laughable PG product back into a more adult-oriented format. That could change at any moment for the stubborn Vince, but let’s try to give him the benefit of the doubt for now, shall we?
Vince personally inserting himself into the “Attitude Era” angle with CM Punk over the weeks prior to the Money in the Bank PPV was another of the many home runs Vince has hit in the past. On the flip side - for all of the money he has made, for all of the popularity he has gained and for all the times he has entertained the fans with some engaging moments throughout WWE history, the Mc-“Man” has laid just as many smelly rotten eggs as well. For every “Austin vs. McMahon”, there were dozens of McBlunders, like the “Kiss My Ass Club”. That is what we are going to discuss today.
Last time, I listed 5 terrible wrestling moments with The Miz*, but this time I have listed five of the most terrible angles Vince physically inserted himself into that failed miserably. Along for the ride this time around is none other than the man who walked out of Chi-Town with Vince’s belt, current champ CM Punk**!
Me: “Hey, hey, hey the real Champ is here! What’s up, Punk?”
CM Punk: "This is going out on the internet? I’m huge on the internet! Wrestling nerds one and all are helping us out!"
Me: “Yes Punk, we nerds and geeks rule the world like Sid Vicious. Let’s have some Diet Pepsi and start the ball rolling…”
In 2006, McMahon tried to live on the glory of the defunct ECW wrestling promotion by expanding it into a WWE brand alongside RAW and Smackdown. The only problem was that it was Vince’s vision of ECW and not the hardcore company loyalists grew to love and respect throughout the 90’s. Scheduled to air weekly on the Sci-Fi Network, the episodes featured ECW originals, like Sandman and Sabu, battling creature gimmick wrestlers, such as The Zombie (pictured) and The Vampire Kevin Thorn. Eventually, the original ECW talent like Sandman, Rob Van Dam and Sabu were replaced by up and coming WWE talent until ECW became nothing more than a D-level bastard stepchild brand extension of the WWE. Thankfully the plug was pulled in recent years and put out of its misery. The only good thing to come out of the new ECW was Kelly Kelly stripping and…well my guest CM Punk!
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Me: “Wow. Conceit doesn’t run in your family. You have it all in yourself.”
In late 1998, The Undertaker turned heel and created a faction with Paul Bearer called The Ministry of Darkness. For several months thereafter and many televised live events, the group expanded to include Farooq and Bradshaw of the Acolytes, former “Hog Farmer” Mideon, former “Mabel” Viscera, and the Brood which included Gangrel, Christian and Edge. This group was stock-piled. The angle was created around Undertaker wanting to overthrow Vince McMahon and control the WWF, but answered to the mysterious “Higher Power”. Speculation and build-up to the reveal of who in fact was the Higher Power went on for months. Along the way, Vince’s daughter Stephanie was kidnapped and almost forced to marry ‘Taker and Vince’s Corporation member Big Bossman was hung by the neck from the top of a steel cage post-match. In a surprise turn, Vince’s son Shane aligned with ‘Taker to create what became known as the Corporate Ministry in order to take over his father’s company. After all of this hype and build-up, after all of the detrimental involvement of the McMahon family and after all the money and time fans spent to see the angle against Vince McMahon come to a head…the Higher Power finally revealed himself on national television. The looming, hooded figure walked out to the ring and removed his cloak to reveal that the “Higher Power” was none other than Vince himself. “It’s meeeee!” he exclaimed to a chorus of boos from the disappointed fans. The angle’s payoff did not make any sense no matter how much dialogue Vince spit out to explain why he did what he did. Something must have been planned that fell through at the last second, right? Who knows? I’ll go with my gut and call it a McBlunder. Anyone who has been shoving Super Cena down the fans’ throats for the last several years could very well have tried to get away with lazy writing even back then.
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CM Punk: "That was the longest run-on sentence I’ve ever heard in my entire life. Did you even take a breath in between words there?"
Me: “Give me a break! I summed up about 7-8 months in one paragraph. It was a terrible angle with a lot of terrible points to cover. I have to get through these recaps as soon as I can for the readers, Punk. Let me guess, you don’t know what a drop rate is on a website, do you?”
Vince tried to permanently kill off the “Mr. McMahon” character in an elaborate fashion on a June 2007 episode of Monday Night RAW. During the closing moments of a special tribute/roast of the Mr. McMahon character, Vince walked to the ring in a heavy daze, bumbling like a tired old man going senile. He went to the back, passing the entire roster along the way, and headed into his limo waiting outside. Once he shut the door, the limo exploded. Yes I said exploded…literally bursting into flames. It was cheesy to the highest cheese but more obvious than the grass being green that it was an angle. Believe it or not, a lot of people and many media outlets thought this was real. Again, this was in 2007. Tsk, tsk. Not only was it reported on mainstream news outlets, but the WWE went as far as to stage “shoot” testimonials for the deceased McMahon on their live programming, much like they did on their live TV airings when the real deaths of wrestlers like Owen Hart and Eddie Guerrero occurred. The only difference is that the tributes to Hart and Guerrero were sincere and respectful and these were “worked shoots” on someone who was still alive essentially negated the sincerity of how the WWE honored their deceased performers in the past. The whole thing was beyond classless. Matters hit rock bottom when Chris Benoit’s murder-suicide occurred shortly after this angle began and Vince had to scrap the whole idea. They had a dedication night for him the night following his death…but the Chris Benoit story is a whole other deal for a different time.
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CM Punk: "All your heroes are dead! I killed them!"
Me: “No, Punk. You were not going to be named as the mastermind behind McMahon’s on-camera demise. Purportedly, it was going to be revealed that Linda was the one who would take the fall. Not you. And lastly, he is nowhere near being in the league of my ‘heroes’. He's actually kinda creepy and looks like Mr. Roper from Three's Company nowadays.”
After the limo angle was a complete and utter disaster from both a business and personal standpoint, McMahon tried to kill off his character once again a year later. This time around, he did not do it to increase the WWE’s popularity. He selfishly did it to not shrink his bank account. For several weeks on RAW, McMahon was giving away parts of one million dollars as a ploy to increase ratings. It didn’t draw nearly as much as he hoped the concept would, so he staged an accident just before he was about to award a lucky fan 500,000 smackers. The stage fell apart was made to look as if Vince was hit by a crumbling piece of the set. Wrestlers and emergency crews tried to dig Vince out from under the piling, while Vince went out of character by calling out to his son-in-law HHH by his real name, Paul. It was yet another painful, eye-rolling moment for the WWE and fooled no one this time around. The lesson here is if you promise your fans something but it is not as lucrative for you as you imagined, don’t ruin your integrity and disrespect your paying audience.
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Me: “He did more than that. He upset a lot of the WWE’s longtime fan base and never really recovered their trust until this year. If you promise the fans something, you have to deliver. The whole way he avoided giving out the rest of the dough to fans who anxiously tuned in to RAW and prayed that their phone would ring was just plain slimy.”
This being the number one selection should not be a surprise to any wrestling fan from the Attitude Era. The booking of the Invasion angle was the most unforgivable sin to many of the loyal wrestling fans in the WWE Universe. It was so horrendous that even if you multiplied the previous four McBlunders by a thousand, it would still not be as bad as The Invasion angle. After Vince McMahon bought out WCW and already absorbed a majority of the best talent from the original ECW main roster, the story was written as having Shane buy WCW from under his father’s nose and use that roster to overtake the heel McMahon’s WWF. During one of the attacks on WWF stars, the former ECW wrestlers under contract by the WWF turned to join forces with WCW. It was something out of a wrestling nerd’s biggest fantasy: WWF vs. WCW vs. ECW. How could anything possibly go wrong? Leave to Vince Jr. to do the impossible.
The whole angle was a fail from the beginning. For one thing, it became less about the brands fighting each other as much as it became McMahon versus McMahon for the umpteenth time. That brings me to the next factor that sank this angle: the inclusion of Stephanie McMahon. Stephanie running ECW could very well be the stupidest idea since the Gobbedly Gooker and more sacrilegious to the wrestling fan as burning a cross would be to a Christian. In all fairness, public enemy number one for the Invasion failure was the lack of talent from the other brands. The WCW did not have Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Sting, Lex Luger, Mongo (just kidding!) while ECW’s main stars, missing guys like Shane Douglas and Steve Corino, had been in WWF so long that the ECW edge seemed to have been rubbed off them. To compensate this void of heavy hitting talent, WWF guys like Steve Austin and Kurt Angle were given leadership roles in the WCW-ECW Alliance and took the attention away from those brands’ real stars like DDP, Buff Bagwell, Tazz, Rhyno, and RVD. Not even Paul Heyman could elevate the proceedings no matter how awesome his promos were.
Vince did the unthinkable and delivered the three brands fighting amongst each others not in a war of ratings, but in a war of the ring. Then he also did the unthinkable by ruining it in the worst way possible. He gave all of the pro wrestling fans a wet dream and then doused them with a cold shower before things even got started. That is why this is undoubtedly the number one reason why this McBlunder sails high above the rest.
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C.M. Punk: "There's one thing you're better at than me though, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass."
Me: “How did anything I have just written remotely be seen as kissing Vince’s 80-year old behind? I’m sure he would not be flattered by any of this verbiage at all.”
Thanks for reading the top-5 McBlunders. Even though the Invasion angle is the worst abomination in pro wrestling history and the alpha example of being given the best fantasy storyline ever served on a silver platter and then dropping it on the floor, Vince won in the business arena over his competition. Now matter how bad the Invasion angle was, the world watched every week and the ratings soared for the next couple of years or so. Of course, maybe I should reserve that #1 McBlunder spot until I see what direction they go with your character, CM Punk. You are the only legitimate thing wrestling has to being in the mainstream. Dropping the ball with your character bringing the pro wrestling universe to the next level would not only be a waste…it would be tragic.
* this was parody and not the real Miz. Documented quotes from Miz on the Internet were used for his comments. No copyright infringement of the WWE or WWE creative property is intended.
** this is parody and not the real CM Punk, obviously. Documented quotes from CM Punk on the Internet were used for his comments. No copyright infringement of the WWE or WWE creative property is intended.
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Geof is a boy genius who launched this site all the way back in 2009. When he is not tasting new beer or reviewing movies, he's busy playing video games or developing a master plan in his fortress of solitude. Usually being fueled by yet another raging Dr. Pepper buzz. Also a contributor at the Italian Film Review.
OH NO HE DID NOT SAY THAT
Geof is a boy genius who launched this site all the way back in 2009. When he is not tasting new beer or reviewing movies, he's busy playing video games or developing a master plan in his fortress of solitude. Usually being fueled by yet another raging Dr. Pepper buzz. Also a contributor at the Italian Film Review.









































