Compliments of the season ,My name is Morine Lorna I am 23years old girl. I found your contact and picked interest in you. I wish to know more about you .Please don't be offended i have a special purpose of contacting you . Dear i am waiting to hear from you so that i can tell you more about mineself.Remember the distance or colour does not matter but love and kindness matters alot in life I will be happy to seeing a good responds from you thanks from my heart;
Yours Morine Lorna
Dear? Oh don't be so modest. Call me what my first girlfriend used to call me: "Big Daddy Sex Machine".
Now tell me, did you get my contact information from Jennifer? Look it's simple: You get in a dipping sauce outfit (preferably BBQ or I could live with Honey Mustard) and I get in a Chicken Nugget costume. Let's not beat around the bush here. Haha I said "beat" and "bush" in the same sentence. Huh-huh huh-huh!
I'm sorry, Morine. Where are my manners? I think you're name is cool and we have something in common. Your parents butchered the name "Maureen" to be spelled "Morine" and mine cursed me by naming me "Geof" instead of "Jeff". Although I like SO have a cooler last name than you. My name means "New Year" in Italian . Like how cool is that? Lorna...well that's like another first name. Not too exciting. What does Lorna mean in Italian? I bet it means broccoli. I like broccoli, especially deep-fried like Okra. You ever try that before? It's so bad for you but SOOOO good!
Listen I am sorry I have to reject your advances and trust me when I say how hard it is. I meant it is hard rejecting your advances, not my...well nevermind.
BTW - I love a woman with no grasp on the English language. "Mineself"? That word is going into ETMC's FAIL Hall of Fame, so congratulations! There's no award involved in the ETMC FAIL HOF except for infinite embarrassment, but at least you'll have that going for you.
And what do you really want? No Credit Card or SSN? You just want me to e-mail you? It doesn't matter. Thanks for entertaining my readers and letting me express mineself to yourself, you dirty diva!
GFY with a chainsaw,