Tuesday, February 23, 2010

This Day in SPAM Fail - 2/23/10




eet and happy daily life


As her word, and Mrs. Tony successfully interviewed, the good Irish lady
returned home in triumph bearing a large bundle of cast-off garments,
and at once summoned the Tenement to her apartments. The first arrived
ladies were already giving vent to their appreciation of the Tony
generosity when Miss Carew and Miss Bonkowski arrived, Mary's bony face,
in deference to the angelic prejudices now ruling her, red and smarting
from an energetic application of the same soap as ministered t


MY REPLY (he really ended it there mid-word)...


Dear
Bustios Vosquez,

You made this too easy, my friend. You started with such promise by spelling "Eat" with two "e's", then followed up by telling some story like you were on three hits of acid. And then, you labeled prejudice as "angelic", which made me tink you might be John Mayer giving a Playboy interview...and then you forget to type the rest of the story where I am sure you asked me for my SSN and some large amount of money to send me back more money, of course. Dude, I mean you took off from finishing your email mid-word...mid-word! That's a first.

So you wanted to tell my about eating well and living a good life but you attach this jpeg...





What the hell does this have to do with eating? Wait don't answer that. Look, thanks for providing all the laughs and not really requiring me to put any creative thought into this installment.

Look - you know got real problems when you can't even spam people correctly. So I won't give you the standard "GFY with a chainsaw" farewell, but I would like to g





lol just kidding Bustios. I'm gonna finish my e-mail to you.


Go learn to finish e-mails,

gcap2719

13 comments:

TS Hendrik said...

That's funny. Quite possibly the worst wording you've covered yet. Seriously, at least have the decency to finish your spam. lol

Michael Jones said...

Bloody Vikings!

Lisa Marie said...

Epic Fail
Stellar...

Ally said...

The thought of spam alone makes me wanna vom!

Tales Of A Fourth Grade Nothing

wiec? said...

angelic prejudices? bony face? i don't get.

but red and smarting in a junk email about Viagra makes perfect sens

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Great response! I especially like the comparison with John Mayer and your unfinished respon -

Cheers,
Robyn

B-Movie Becky said...

Haha...one of the strangest pieces of spam fail ever.

JennyMac said...

Love your sharp response..that is an epic fail.

Copyboy said...

That ought to stop the spammers from coming. haha

Kato said...

Hahahah! This was golden. I love your response.

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Who falls for this stuff? Has anybody ever been to that site? I guess it only takes one....

Jerry said...

Great reply! Who the hell is actually buying Viagra from an unknown website?

My Thoughts

the jaded viewer said...

Borat's mom wrote that

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