Monday, November 23, 2009

Weird Dreams...

The funniest thing happened when I got home today and sat ond the couch for a little while. Suddenly I was Batman and chasing down Tommy Lee Jones. I told him that he is the lamest Two-Face ever. Nicole Kidman was all up on my wood. Jim Carrey was overacting as usual. Then...I woke up. You see, I had dozed off on my couch and Jules had Batman Forever playing on the television. Pretty random, huh? I am not a sleep therapist orn anything but I guess my subonconscious transmits things that I would hear while I am awake into my dreams.


Has that happened to any of you before? If so, I would love to hear about it. Usually when I ask people about this, people deny that it has ever happened to them. I don't know if it really has never happened to them or if they are too embarassed to admit it.


A few other times this has happened that I can recall:


1) One time when I was with the Flyers, I had just worked a 16 hour day then went in the next morning for another 8-hour shift. I got home, started typing a paper for grad school when all of a sudden...I was being shot at by some asshats while I was skiing down a mountain. The mountain came to an end and I flew off of it. A hang glider shot out of my backpack and I started hang gliding all over the place while the James Bond theme blared in the background. I was like 'yeah hang gliding is easy as hell, and I never took lessons. I rule!' Then I woke up. I had fallen asleep at my laptop while a James Bond movie was on.


2) One time I dozed off and I was on the Conan O'Brien show. He kept asking me questions that I had no answer to. And then the audience would laugh. He kept referring to me as Matthew McConaughey but I kept telling him who I really was. I kept asking him why he was asking me all of these irrelevant questions. And the audience laughed again. I was getting really pissed off. So pissed off in fact, that it woke me from my slumber. I had dozed off while Conan was on television interviewing, you guessed it, Matthew McConaughey. I laughed my ass off for like ten minutes.

Again, if this ever happens/happened to anyone, I would love to hear about it.
Posted by The Man-Cave at 7:11 PM
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2 comments:

Andrew Gerald Hales said...

hahahahahaha. YA. That's definitely real and happens. They say you're always taking in information whether your awake or not, through your ears, and it's more vulnerable to your subconscious part of your brain when you're sleeping.

November 23, 2009 9:11 PM
allison said...

I've written about this before... once I dozed off and dreamed that Christopher Mintz-Plasse worked in a movie theater and was chasing me down (in a good way) to ask me out. When I woke up, he was on some commercial for safe sex or something.

And once I fell asleep in front of VH1 and nightmare-d I was on Rock of Love *shudder*

I blogged about both of them somewhere along the line, so you probably read them already.

November 23, 2009 9:24 PM

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